WINDOWS' ERRORS

WinErr: 001 Windows loaded - System in danger
WinErr: 002 No Error - Yet
WinErr: 003 Dynamic linking error - Your mistake is now in every file
WinErr: 004 Erroneous error - Nothing is wrong
WinErr: 005 Multitasking attempted - System confused
WinErr: 006 Malicious error - Desqview found on drive
WinErr: 007 System price error - Inadequate money spent on hardware
WinErr: 008 Broken window - Watch out for glass fragments
WinErr: 009 Horrible bug encountered - God knows what has happened
WinErr: 00A Promotional literature overflow - Mailbox full
WinErr: 00B Inadequate disk space - Free at least 50MB
WinErr: 00C Memory hog error - More Ram needed. More! More! More!
WinErr: 00D Window closed - Do not look outside
WinErr: 00E Window open - Do not look inside
WinErr: 00F Unexplained error - Please tell us how this happened
WinErr: 010 Reserved for future mistakes by our developers
WinErr: 013 Unexpected error - Huh?
WinErr: 014 Keyboard locked - Try anything you can think of.
WinErr: 018 Unrecoverable error - System has been destroyed.
WinErr: owl Old Windows licence is not valid anymore.
WinErr: 019 User error - Not our fault. Is Not! Is Not!
WinErr: 01A Operating system overwritten - Please reinstall all software.
WinErr: 01B Illegal error - You are not allowed to get this error.
WinErr: 01C Uncertainty error - Uncertainty may be inadequate.
WinErr: 01D System crash - We are unable to figure out our own code.
WinErr: 01E Timing error - Please wait. And wait. And wait. And wait.
WinErr: 01F Reserved for future mistakes of our developers.
WinErr: 041 Error recording error codes - Additional errors will be lost.
WinErr: 042 Virus error - A virus has been activated in a dos-box.
WinErr: 079 Mouse not found - A mouse driver has not been installed.
WinErr: 103 Error buffer overflow - Too many errors encountered.
WinErr: 678 This will end your Windows session. Do you want to play?
WinErr: 680 Time out error - Operator fell asleep while waiting response.
WinErr: 815 Insufficient Memory - Only 50.312.583 Bytes available.
This line is infected by Michelangelo! It is late...
Don't close this letter, because it will begin the winchester format!!!
Don't beat me!Now it's better...
Insert a hamburger into drive A:! Michelangelo is hungry!/.../
"What?!? This isn't the Files section?!?"
My hard disk is full! Maybe I'll try this message section thing.
Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic
Answers: $1, Short: $5, Correct: $25, dumb looks are still free.
Drop your carrier ... we have you surrounded!
RAM DISK is NOT an installation procedure!
DOS never says "EXCELLENT command or filename"...
"Milhouse, we live in the age of cooties!"  - Bart Simpson
MONEY TALKS ...   but all mine ever says is GOODBYE!
File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
File not found, I'll load something *I* think is interesting.
New Mail not found.  Start whine-pout sequence? (Y/N)
DYNAMITE.COM not found. Explode computer? (Y/N)
This answer is shareware. If you want to understand, please send me $25.
Whereisthespacebutton oh I found it!
Fatal Error: Tagline not funny!
Misspelled? Impossible. I've got an error correcting modem!
ASCII stupid question... get a stupid ANSI
Airconditioned terminal. Don't open WINDOWS!
Error reading REALITY.SYS - Universe Halted!